Why Small Business Owners Hate SEO
…..that is, until it makes them wheel barrows of money.
I am in, perhaps, one of the least understood professions.
And if you’re a small business owner who’s been taken by SEO “professionals”, or is just frustrated in understanding why I can’t tell you what’s going to happen, believe me, I feel your pain.
SEO, usually better termed SEM (search engine marketing) is still in it’s infancy, and it’s customers do often feel like they’re in the wild, wild west when trying to find someone to help them. And with good reason, there are a lot of SEO professionals who either, aren’t very good at what they do, or, unfortunately, more often are trying to take advantage of the unsuspecting public following the “a sucker’s born every minute” business plan.
But I digress, this isn’t really the problem.
The problem is that this field is so new, and, well, mysterious that few people outside of SEO professionals understand how to think of it. That’s partly because, most people don’t really understand what it is, and even when they do, they don’t really understand how it’s done.
And here lies the lynchpin – Google doesn’t tell us how they determine search engine result page (SERP) ranking. And even if they did – it’s always changing. Google’s algorithm changed over 400 times last year, and with every change, rankings change.
So how should we think of it? The key to understanding SEO, much like anything, is to relate it to something we do understand.
After much thought, I think SEO and the SEO profession most closely resemble the professions of Law and Medicine. Here’s how:
Consider a doctor. What does he do? How do we see him? What is he paid for? A doctor’s plight, much like that of a SEO consultant is that there are so many variables in the equation he’s trying to find an answer to. Let’s look at some similar factors:
Doctor:
- Makes observations, does tests, applies best practices, but you still may die.
- Makes educated guesses about what’s wrong with you, but often he doesn’t know, and sometimes, he’s only able to find out what’s wrong with you by failing at a number of possible diagnosis. He attempts to heal one possibility, if it doesn’t work, he tries another.
- Sometimes the doctor tries all known possibilities and still doesn’t know what’s wrong with you, because
a.) You have more than one thing wrong with you
b.) There are unknown factors that are effecting you, such as your environment
c.) You’re not telling him everything that’s going on
d.) You’re being a bad patient and not doing what he’s telling you to do.
Oh, and, even though you may spend tens of thousand of dollars with the doctor, he can’t guaranty you’ll be healed – there’s too many variables.
With that in mind, here are some questions the public might ask doctors (and that SEO consultants get asked all the time) if they weren’t understood:
- So why would anyone want to use a doctor?
- Why can’t my doctor guarantee I’ll get better?
- After two months, my doctor hasn’t figured out what’s wrong with me – I think he’s ripping me off, if he was any good I’d be healed by now.
- I have cancer, and you seem to be a good doctor, but I’m not sure. Can you work on a performance basis? If you heal me I’ll pay you, but if I die you get nothing.
- Do you have any proof of your expertise? Can you show me some of your patients medical records? Do you have 3 patients I can call and talk to about how you handled their illness?
Are you starting to get the jest of this? Doctors aren’t asked these questions because their profession has been around forever and people understand doctors and they understand medicine, or, at least they understand how things work concerning this field. Because of the many, many variables, many that are changing and many that are just unknown, the SEO profession and SEO professionals are much like the field of medicine and doctors. Except that, for the time being we aren’t regulated.
Now, how are SEO consultants like a lawyer?
Well, the differentiating factor here is that like an attorney, we’re helping you to fight someone, or really, hundreds of people. Some of those people have lawyers (SEO Consultants) and some don’t. Some of them have a lot of money to spend on the fight and some don’t. And, like being sued, if you do nothing, you’re going to lose. Google will hand out a default judgment. “Guilty by reason of insanity” or, perhaps a better example would be that you’ve been found guilty by group of your peers (customers who can’t find you!)
So what does all this mean to you Mr. or Mrs. Business Person? It means, that if you understand the SEO profession and how it works, that you can make much better judgments about it.
Let’s look at some common questions concerning SEO and how you might handle them:
- How do I find a good SEO consultant? How do I know if they’re good? How can I be guaranteed that my money will be well spent? Answer: How do you find a good doctor? or attorney? How do you know your money will be well spent? There’s no really good way to find any of the 3, other than how most people already find the latter – they a.) ask friends, b.) look for someone that seems to know what they’re doing and whom they feel comfortable with, and c.) try again if “a” or “b” fails to be correct. Think about it, this is how you find most of your help in life – doctors, lawyers, movers, maids, etc. Sure, you can ask for references, but which references are they going to give you? The crappy ones? And should I (the SEO consultant) really be telling Google that I’m working on your site? Or for that, do you want your competition to know what you’re doing? Well neither will a SEO consultant’s clients.
- What level of performance should I expect from a SEO consultant? Answer: That, over time, you will be better off than if you didn’t hire him. Anything more than that, and possibly that, is pure speculation. Much like the weather man, I can check the gauges, look at the way the weather (Google) acted previously, and make a prediction of what may happen. But don’t be surprised if it doesn’t, and I may be right some of the time and wrong others, as conditions change.
- I’ve seen a program advertised that guarantees 1st page rankings on Google, and it’s only $49.00 Should I buy it? Answer: Well, that depends, do you buy those special elixirs guaranteed to make you thin and cure cancer?
- Can’t I just do it myself? Answer: Well, you can, and if you have no money and are just starting out that isn’t a bad idea, however, stick to the basics so you don’t get in trouble. However, remember that unless you’re in a very specific niche that’s not competitive at all, or choose a noncompetitive keyword, you’ll be up against competition that will often employ hired guns like myself. You always have to ask yourself..what’s the best use of my time?
Brian Marsh is a search engine marketing consultant who helps small businesses. If you’d like to hire Brian as a SEO consultant or to manage your Google Adwords (PPC) campaign, you can email him at Brian [at] ProclaimSEO {dot} [com] Dallas SEO

Brian Marsh is Proclaim!SEO's Chief-SEO-Guru. Proclaim!SEO offers proven, tested, and verified Search Engine Marketing to small businesses who value trust and results.